Jefferson didn’t even fight in the American revolution, what is this stupid asshole expecting him to say? He just needs someone to validate his reactionary bloodlust? At least take it up with Washington if you want Revolution Advice.

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I’m pretty sure if lions had a time machine they would go back to before humans industrialized or somethin’.

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I say Reginald, I do believe they felt the intensity of that heat-related injury all the way back in ye olde worlde!

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Let’s be real, if the maga chuds had a time machine they would go back to before the Iraq war and try to convince Saddam to RV the Iraqi Dinar

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I thought the Dinar was only a surefire investment because its value tanked during the war?

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using a time machine to get advice from Thomas Jefferson is possibly the dumbest choice I’ve ever seen

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“Mr. Jefferson, pls help”

“What the fuck is a twitter”

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I like to imagine this but with Franklin instead

“Mr. Franklin pls help”

“What the fuck is this swarthy swede doing here? Only Anglo-Saxons are True Whites™. Get the fuck away from me.”

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Oh God I just imagined one of these mealworms going back and trying to get a backpat from a confederate general for defending their statue on Twitter.

Like holy shit they really would be there whinging to some slave owner about shadow banning.

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“Mr. Jefferson pls help”

“you’re not an agrarian republic of small producers, fuck off and start over”

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