Also why do crackers love eating with their hands so much?
Edit: There are some whites in the comments that really like Chilis and Applebees.
ive noticed that every other nationality has accused every other one of liking finger food
This is funny considering how it was European colonialism that spread eating utensils all over the world.
Except the Germans, who are mocked for eating Pizza with utensils (which they do)
I felt so weird eating like a normal person in Germany. I forget what it was…I think maybe we got hamburgers or something while over there. People really do eat that with a fork and knife like their hands are gonna fall off if they touch the food.
It depends on the context. Nobody is eating their burger with utensils at McDonalds or whatever, but when it’s “classier”, most Germans will use utensils even though it’s horribly impractical and defeats the whole point of having a burger in the first place. It’s even worse with pizza.
Döner and falaffel are somehow completely exempt from this, but Germans have a deep-seated fear that these will burst open on the underside and splatter zaziki all over their pants. Our sexual pathologies run deep.
Fun fact: I was looking up the history of forks awhile back and the church said it was sacrilege to use them initially because you had God given forks already (fingers). Great stuff
Seeing white people say other white people are too white is so fucking cringe cmv
It’s actually good because they’re identifying their privilege and decolonizing their minds. The more white culture is mocked, the less prestige and social capital it will command.
It’s pointless performative self flagellation that is basically just insecure whites looking at poc and saying “See! I’m one of the good ones!”
by mocking a sauce that is only really a thing in america and saying they aren’t bougie enough to use cutlery for things that you can eat with your hands?
Ranch should be banned but eating with your hands is normal, and if anything is less common with wypepo. Karen’s think it’s disgusting and barbaric when they see Latinos eating pollo a la brasa with their fingers. I’ve seen white people eat apples and chicken nuggets with forks.
No. I’m saying things that will upset white people.
On that note, American football is stupid.
"what type of ranch do you all have?
‘We have buttermilk ranch, a bacon ranch and our house ranch.’
“Oh. Hmnn, I like Hidden Valley”
‘our house ranch is similar’
“I guess, sure, okay.”
Working in a restaurant is a test of zen like patience, I swear. It chips away at my humanity
It can be, but one of the cooks who would make it was convinced you had to put a ton of bacon grease in it and I’ll never eat it cause of how insanely fatty and greasy it was most of the time. But if done right it was solid, but I’m not big of heavy dressings, I like various types of balsamic personally
now THIS is some quality fucking posting
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