Are we counting birds? That chicken is done for run them hands ๐ค
Ankylosaurus was a herbivore so it wouldnโt eat me but it was also heavily armoured with a giant club of a tail so realistically it would either ignore my presence as I donโt pose much of a threat or itโd clobber me to death.
Tyrannosaurus? Iโm screwed. Theyโre the top predator, amazing eyesight (contrary to the movies), incredibly fast (I think they can run up to 30km/h), has the strongest bite force of any animal that has ever lived, I donโt even know why Iโm bothering to list all these traits since everyone knows a T-Rex could fuck you up no matter what.
Iguanodon, Iโll definitely get killed by their sharp thumbs
Fighting barneyโฆ No! No!!
Megaladon.
On land? I can OHKO that big fish.
In the water? Iโm fucked.
Not technically, but it was a prehistoric animal, which makes it a โdinosaurโ in my eyes. Also, does it really matter?
It matters if youโre a paleontologist or just a bore (like me). Gotta be pedantic about some things, otherwise people might think dolphins are fish because they live in the ocean. No offense meant, comrade
