Really lucked out on real raptors being nothing like the ones in Jurassic Park

I live 800 kilometres from the nearest coast, I DARE this plesiosaurus to come and get me

The microraptor weighed around a kg, so I’d swat it in my panicked flailing and feel like shit afterwards.

Deinocheirus - even though it’s a herbivore, I’m still pretty fucked.

A real Dilophosaurus would annihilate me, that thing was apparently a very active hunter & as big as a tiger.

I would probably forfeit just to pet a Psittacosaurus.