I have been informed by a colleague of mine that this website is intended for Cultural Marxists. For those of you familiar with my work, you will know that I am not a fan of this project. Not a fan at all. However, with my recent return to maintaining my Youtube channel as well as the release of my new book, Beyond Order: 12 More Rules For Life (Available for pre-order on Amazon), I’ve been feeling an uncharacteristic spike in my trait neuroticism.

Given that Cultural Marxists tend to be further up the hierarchy of trait neuroticism and that those with higher trait neuroticism are almost always near the top of the Pareto distribution for those with access to benzodiazepine, I am writing on this forum in the hopes that one of you will reach out to me and provide me with a supply. I will, of course, compensate you. Unlike you Cultural Bolshevik types, I have some respect for what it takes to acquire a supply of benzodiazepine and it’s not about labor! Let me tell you that!

Apologies for the digression my mind is a little hazy lately. Thank you for your time.

Edit: Dr. Peterson has acquired some benzodiazepine from one of your Canadian users and is now taking a nap. Thank you for your assistance

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I can hook you up, but i only accept payment in the form of tiktoks of you singing “Spaceships on Bankhead” by Young Jeezy.

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I will have one of my assistants Google it

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for the 1st rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me,
a Peterson in a pear tree

for the 2nd rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me,
two ribeye steaks
and a Peterson in a pear tree

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This is a good joke! I take it the two ribeye steaks represent the duality of our archetypal carnivore lifestyle pitted against the modern constructed omnivore narrative. I also appreciate the comparison between myself and a partridge. You know, when I was young there was a television show called The Partridge Family. It was also an expression of duality. You had a standard atomic family, but the twist was that they were also famous singers! So you see the tension between domestic life on one hand and fame on the other. And it was through that chaos in this reactive system that the audience got to see the new Truths of the civil rights era, which I think is a good thing for people. You know, most of our problems were solved around that time.

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for the 3rd rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
three clean rooms,
two ribeye steaks,
and a Peterson in a pear tree

for the 4th rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
four crawling lobsters,
three clean rooms,
two ribeye steaks,
and a Peterson in a pear tree

for the 5th rule of Christmas my Jordan sent to me
five hierachieeeeees,
four crawling lobsters,
three clean rooms,
two ribeye steaks,
and a Peterson in a pear tree

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I’m glad to see this website is indeed familiar with my work

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for the melody how about “fooooouuuur hierarchieeees”

I like the direction you went with it, you knew what I meant musically

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actually that should probably go in instead of 5 golden rings, hmm now what do we put in instead of four calling birds?

Actually, four crawling lobsters works

ah that’s better, this site is already on its way to creating a modern masterpiece

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There are actually infinite hierarchies!

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If this is demand, I refuse. I will not be coerced by the Postmodern Neo-Marxist types

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I have and will continue to do so

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Is your daughter really trying to kill you with the all meat diet, advising you to treat benzos withdrawal by going into a coma in a random Eastern European hospital, and maybe giving you Covid? She seems to be a real chaos dragon.

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Well she is a woman. All women have chaos in them, as do we all. This says nothing about eating meat. I would prefer to keep my daughter out of this

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Unlike you Cultural Bolshevik types, I have some respect for what it takes to acquire a supply of benzodiazepine and it’s not about labor!

Name a harder working, less appreciated job than drug dealer.

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Idk dude I’ve appreciated every drug dealer I’ve ever met

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And none of the ones I’ve met worked very hard to be fair

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as an ex-drug dealer let me tell you it is the easiest job in the world. I was making $1000 every weekend without having to leave my apartment. Only time in my life I wasn’t constantly worried about money.

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Name a harder working, less appreciated job than drug dealer

coca farmer

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Slave labourer

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CEO’s of Fortune 500 companies. They are fundamentally paid to do work which they don’t enjoy and statistically work more hours than your average part time worker

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