i irrationally hate the actor that played the mother from How I Met Your Mother. Maybe i just hate that doe eyes look she seems to be inflicted with. And she seems to always be playing some sad sack in a bad relationship so it might just be type casting too. Plus the end of HIMYM was so fuckin bad so that might not help lol.
Chris Pratt. He just needs to go away.
Tom Cruise. He’s an ego maniac Scientologist with a weird cult following.
Fuck Top Gun and Mission Impossible.
And fuck you for for trying to reboot the Mummy franchise, dickhead
THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIES, LIKE WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THEM OH MY GOD
Yeah Tom Cruise for me too, as well as Jennifer Anniston, on the basis that neither of them can fucking act. They both just play themselves in every movie that they are in, you cannot tell any of their characters apart. They get by solely on the basis of their good looks.
Jim Carrey, i don’t care for his face & style, even his ‘based’ political cartoons are unpleasant with a desperate sort of showmanship. also i heard what he did on the set of man on the moon which doesn’t help
Tim Allen is like every fucking awful suburban white guy composited, somehow, into a real guy. i don’t think he was ever something approaching cool. the dude could do heroin and look like a fucking square
Jim Carrey is the perfect example of “being a sort of bully = funny”. Like, never got it.
And he was framed as some deep melancholic thinker, the whole clown thing and I just don’t buy it.
i feel like he got pissed about being pigeonholed as a children’s entertainer (shocker, guy whose talent is funny faces only makes waves with children) and tried so hard to be viewed as a mature and serious ‘sad clown’ comedian. most of what he did to cultivate that image was abusive irl theatrics & poorly performing outside of his range lol.
Benedict Cumberbatch frankly. I despise his narrow rat face, any time he’s in a role with facial hair, it looks like a party city prop glued to his lower face, and it offends every last iota of me that still has respect for the classics that somebody thought he’d make a good Sherlock Holmes.
