23 points
Play the part of like really wanting to enlist but being afraid of being bullied by your friends for it
11 points
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5 points
17 points
If you have time, just waste thier time
Just go along with it, thats less time they can get someone else
“i’ll serve crack before i serve this country” is a classic but they’ve probably heard that a bunch by now :/
13 points
God, It says how fucking PMC I’ve gotten that it took me 2 min to realise that it’s a military recruiter and not a corporate one.
13 points
Imply that they’re really hot and keep mentioning that you’re only 15
