“Biden Administration looks for ‘fresh start’ after lackluster 100 days”
“Biden condemns violence of riots ‘on both sides’ after lastest fatal shootings”
“Hottest August on record”
“Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000”
“Stock market reaches record levels”
“Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California”
“Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot”
Shit isn’t hard. Hire me The Onion.
Joe Biden Has Been Inaugurated As President, But Some Republicans Disagree
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“House prices continue to soar despite record number of homeless people”
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“Target, Walmart, Safeway launch venture with Uber to staff stores with independent partners”
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“President Biden denies charges of racism; regrets calling factory worker a ‘dumb nagger’ in heated meet-and-greet discussion”
Oof the joint venture with Uber headline hits hard. Fuck that’s the worst one in this thread so far
For a while now I’ve wanted to do a sci fi thing where there’s an "overpopulation crisis " despite the empty streets in the richer part of town (where the lumpenpro protagonist lives). Also as neoconservative movements gain momentum, government becomes smaller while corporations fill in the gap (police get defunded after riots, get replaced by corporations)
For a while now I’ve wanted to do a sci fi thing
Be the change. If not now, when?
yeah. ive never written anything before and this idea has been growing in my head since like 2015
“Yet another shipment of vaccines has gone missing and no one knows why.”
“Riots heat up for a second summer in a row as a child was shot by police just weeks before Floyd anniversary”
“Why Biden disappearing for weeks at a time is actually good”
“President erupts at staff during factory visit”
“Why jobs are needed more than another stimulus check”
“Kamala sits down with family of child involved in a police shooting. Assures them that crime is high in agenda.”
“The side of Trump you have never seen: how the presidency haunts him.”
“Ivanka tells her story: how she managed to survive her dad’s career”
“Drone footage shows Jefferey Epstein, alive, on remote tropical island”
“COVID beckons the return of house calls as overcrowded hospitals become focal points of viral transmission”
“Bezos: how a plucky farmhand became the world’s first half-trillionaire”
“Tesla to begin manufacturing internal combustion engines”
“Why are we worrying over a vaccine? Masks and distancing worked just fine”
“China courts Iran: why we need to drop nukes right fucking now”
The hard part isn’t figuring out what is gonna happen, its killing enough of your brain cells to write a headline that does straight faced manufacturing consent. A lot of it is simply ignoring the topic/issues. Your first one will definitely happen, but just will never get talked about, or “The case administering the vaccines by income.” Even that is too close to the truth, tho
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“Why aren’t millennials and Gen Z becoming CEOs?”
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“President Harris announces there will only be 4 plagues this year.”
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“Healthcare debate reaches boiling point. Congressman overheard saying ‘poors don’t need lungs.’”
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“Evil insect race from another dimension conquers Earth and promptly devours world leaders. Public hails new leadership as improvement. All Hail our Insect Masters.”
nation mourns
No no no it would be something more like “Businesses struggle after covid toll reaches over 500,000. Request direct measures to save the economy.”
Here’s another I think might happen:
“Trump’s new 20 billion Netflix reality show starts next week”
