“Biden Administration looks for ‘fresh start’ after lackluster 100 days”
“Biden condemns violence of riots ‘on both sides’ after lastest fatal shootings”
“Hottest August on record”
“Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000”
“Stock market reaches record levels”
“Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California”
“Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot”
Shit isn’t hard. Hire me The Onion.
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“House prices continue to soar despite record number of homeless people”
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“Target, Walmart, Safeway launch venture with Uber to staff stores with independent partners”
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“President Biden denies charges of racism; regrets calling factory worker a ‘dumb nagger’ in heated meet-and-greet discussion”
Oof the joint venture with Uber headline hits hard. Fuck that’s the worst one in this thread so far
For a while now I’ve wanted to do a sci fi thing where there’s an "overpopulation crisis " despite the empty streets in the richer part of town (where the lumpenpro protagonist lives). Also as neoconservative movements gain momentum, government becomes smaller while corporations fill in the gap (police get defunded after riots, get replaced by corporations)
For a while now I’ve wanted to do a sci fi thing
Be the change. If not now, when?
yeah. ive never written anything before and this idea has been growing in my head since like 2015
“Biden’s new task force to handle rioters is the most diverse anti-riot task force ever”
Scientists make contact with alien life, discover it’s pissed off
“California Faces Rolling Blackouts as Wildfires Ravage The Foothills Outside Los Angeles.”
“Governor Newsom to ban flavored E-Cigarettes as well as taxing Food Grade Propylene Glycol by 200%”
“Exemptions for Propylene Glycol Tax for Wine, Boating, Recreational Vehicle Industries”