My girlfriend made me watch it.
The good: Parts felt like Threat Level Midnight, just the dumbest ideas for scenes. The opening scene lowered my expectations so hard that the rest of the movie seemed great by comparison. It was fun to see a big budget movie do the wishes come true cartoon episode plot. They had two villains so Gal Gadot had to do less scenes. There’s a part so astoundingly racist it felt like a Cumtown Bit.
The bad: Gal Gadot is a horrible person but somehow an even worse actress. The opening scene looks like a fucking Sonic opening level and has no purpose. Wonder Woman’s boyfriend possesses someone, its the only wish with a condition like it. The ending is like an hour long and horribly boring. There’a a part so astoundingly racist it felt like a Cumtown bit.
Overall I wouldn’t ever rewatch it or recommend it but there are worse super hero movies.
It was incredible in how terrible it was. Just like watching a multi-million dollar trainwreck. There was so much wrong with it you’d have to write a doctoral thesis to go into all of it.
That said, making fun of it with my wife was a great way to kill 2 1/2 hours.
Side note: the 84 stands for how many minutes should have been cut from the runtime.
WD40
My girlfriend made me drink it.
The good: She called me a filthy whore and fucked me afterwards.
The bad: I have greasy diarrhea.
Even my lib friends were like, “wow that’s tasteless” when IDF lady saved those Egyptian kids by lassoing a rocket
Which part was the cumtown bit? Not planning on watching it but enjoying hearing about how shitty it is
The part where the middle eastern oil tycoon says he wishes that all the savage heathens would leave his land and they get away with it because they say Kairo instead of Palestine.
I thought we were talking about the terf island bit with the woman wishing all the irish left or some shit
I thought we were talking about the terf island bit with the woman wishing all the irish left or some shit
lmao please tell me this actually happens in the movie
