112 points

are people missing that this is a bit

a good one though

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Thankfully this was the first comment because my blood pressure was already spiking.

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39 points

jfc I actually fell for it

like this just seemed so tone deaf it had to be real

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corporations say worse stuff than this all the time, so it’s pretty believable

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generally not this on the nose, i’d like to think at least someone who manages the socials knows enough about the company history to not tweet this

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37 points

oh thank god

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I took a bite of an onion. I thought this was legit their response to senators comparing us to a banana-republic today.

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This is a bit, but it’s also referencing a real Chevron tweet.

https://www.twitter.com/Chevron/status/1347004338577813511

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Oops. Sorry guys I was high and this seemed too stupid to not be true.

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The truth does that

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its so believable though!

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Poe’s Law. Literally can’t tell what’s real anymore, because its all so horrible.

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oh my god

edit: I missed that it was a bit.

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