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virgin chud riot: broke (read: invited in by police) into the capitol and stood around with their dick in their hand for hours without doing anything and still lost 4 people

chad blm riots: BURNED A WHOLE ASS POLICE STATION TO THE GROUND LMAO

how is this even a contest lmao, fuck outta here.

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BURNED A WHOLE ASS POLICE STATION TO THE GROUND LMAO

AND MADE AMERICA LIKE IT

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Energy so powerful you can’t deny it.

liberal 1: *watching the burning * woah… thats kinda based ngl.

liberal 2: wait what?

liberal 1: i’m sorry… i dont know why I said that.

liberal 2: the police is an important institution in our democracy!

liberal 1: no, no … i… i know its just… * looking back to the news, fires reflecting in their eyes* … kinda rad tho…

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RadLib, but good

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Just watching them break into the police station, seeing the police run away afraid, and then see it burn down while they were lighting fireworks off was the coolest fucking moment of my life. It is what I imagine it was like watching people land on the moon.

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accurate af. that’s the most hype I’d been for anything in ages. really made me feel like we could actually accomplish something if we worked together. It’s honestly the only thing that keeps me from being completely doomer mode.

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Tired: Walking through a tear gas cyclone because you wanted to touch a fence to fuck the some cops

Wired: Tasering yourself

Inspired: Getting spooked by a flashbang and dying of a heart attack

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Getting spooked by a flashbang and dying of a heart attack

:michael-laugh:

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You literally get more resistance in any BLM protest in any midsized town.

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Chuds couldn’t even get their moltovs out of the cooler.

Cops literally had to let them in to the Capitol.

Zero FBI, National Guard, or SWAT in their way.

Still got routed within hours.

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To any chuds reading this:

You had Nancy pelosi’s fucking laptop available to you UNLOCKED and you walked out of the capitol with… DRUMROLL

A podium

Brain so smooth it’s looking like a skinless chicken breast lol

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Hey man he’s going to pass that podium on to his grandchildren, meanwhile that laptop is obsolete in like three years tops. Playing the long game with a nicely varnished podium is never the wrong move.

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I was recently thinking about how remarkably short the whole “End of History” period was, how little time it took for capitalism and the US to look like it had finally won the world in totality with to meaningful challenge to come, to the '08 recession showing cracks in the armor, to Trump and COVID and the shit we’re seeing now making it look like a total mess. It’s sort of heartening to consider the possibilities, I guess.

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Really highlights the shortsightedness of neoliberals. They got full control and couldn’t even make it work a couple decades lol

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The end of the end of history! It has a great ring to it!

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History is dead! Long live history!

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End Of History was always just Libs dabbing to celebrate the collapse of the USSR, without a second thought to what happens afterwards.

They spent the next decade writing post mortems of the Soviet State while the same rot was crawling up their own spines.

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People burned down a fucking police precinct. Imagine thinking walking around the Capitol then leaving is anywhere near that level.

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I don’t know or particularly care what this is referring to but a lot of cis men have wombs too, they just don’t have eggs so the organ just kind of sits there and does nothing

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just kind of sits there and does nothing

Relatable

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Story of my life.

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Rad

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This is based

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you probably needn’t bother I’m pretty sure they’re using bots because they’re spamming the same thing to 10s of comments in under a minute.

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ah. earlier today they were just replying to literally every comment in the threads I was in so I figured they were just setting and forgetting.

that’s funny well godspeed then o7

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