I know this is the wrong place to state the obvious since everyone here is smarter than the average bear. BUT! Just in case…I work for my county’s election department. The dominion devices that people vote on are actually disconnected from any network. They also don’t tabulate votes, they record them to a piece of paper, you take the piece of paper and put in the ballot box. QR code is scanned later. There’s no server where all the votes are saved. Then it all goes under audit by anyone who wants to audit. Yes even the Republicans audit us and find nothing. Anyways, I’m done pooping so Ima stop typing.

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Really? People in GermAny saw a television station broadcast of a channel referring to “election day” in the past tense,ON election day? The finest teeth in the world couldn’t create a comb that would hold this up to THIS scrutiny!

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here is pic californa red ok me win trump now, trust

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No bullshit, but if the election was actually much closer, but Joe Biden still actually won, Donald Trump’s coup likely would have been more successful and violent.

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Trump burned all his bridges. People insider the bureaucracy hate him. He pissed off Jim Mathis. He pissed off John Kelly. He pissed off Rex Tillerson. He pissed off Steve Bannon. The entire Bush family hates his ass. Collin Powel doesn’t even want to be a Republican anymore. Jeff Sessions gave up a Senate seat they’d have buried him in so he could be an AG that got yelled at for two years.

You’re literally left asking “Trump and what army?” because all the top brass can’t stand him.

Nobody except Steven Miller and a few hundred thousand very red, very mad, very nude instagram models actually want this guy to be President.

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Jeff Sessions gave up a Senate seat they’d have buried him in

You just reminded me Jeff Sessions lost to a football coach named Tommy Potatotown.

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Wins california but loses illinois

:michael-laugh:

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