If you poop would it be the fastest dump of your life?

Isnt the idea to make a high speed rail? Thus making it a hecka sweet way to travel

T-pose

Amazon is not union busting! They are just union busting!

13 dollar jacket for 200

Yeah I like a super Mario Nintendo but I get it

Probably because we elect people to run the country who cant even take care of themselves

I dont want my landlord to die. It’s my friends grandma, and the deal is insane. I dont wanna find out who inherits the house.

I just quit my job on Tuesday! The guilt goes away after about 12 hours

Fists were made for punching. Heads were not made to receive punches.