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Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

“Hey do you know why Jesus was so popular with the ladies?”

“I don’t know, why?”

stretch out your arms wide like you’re on the crucifix “because he was hung like this!”

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The key to selling it is the lower head tilt.

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Lol

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I would buy this ngl

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This has to be ironic right, becuase it sounds like a twitter joke. It even has a linebreak and then “he died”.

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I can’t believe Ridley killed jesus and mega man

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Jesus is a Fromsoft npc

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Do I want to get the reference?

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T-pose

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To show dominance

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Dark souls/Bloodborne/Sekiro NPCs just die when youre done with them.

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That’s sad

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Jesus loves me as much as a pretty big fish.

Aww <3

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