will 100% guarantee a brain meltdown as they try to explain to you a basic historical fact. literally like has the same effect as flat earth used to, but not a meme.
This is a great life bit. I need to do this more often. Just totally denying to know anything going on around me. Sounds like a blast
It works so good when Qanon chuds yell about their insane drivel and I go, “Sorry ma’am, I don’t follow politics. I don’t even know who the president is.”
hahaha fuck this is a good post
September 11th 1973. Allende’s revolution will return!
What is nine out of eleven
Or insist that it actually happened on March Thirteenth, and when the C.H.U.D. gets confused, in the most condescending voice/manner possible that its not 9/11, its actually 911 day, named that because of how many people called 911 that day when the buildings exploded and in honor of how many first responders died “during the explosions” (make sure to use this exact phrasing as many times as you can, bonus points for saying “The Explodings” instead of “The Explosions”)
