now that autumn rain is here I can no longer skate to work and have to cycle instead so I made this meme as a coping mechanism

Skating is cooler, but for a distance over 3 miles and you gotta go bike.

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never seen a skater hauling 50lbs of groceries

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I guess we don’t live in the same city then

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also, easy to drink. you can even have a handlebar bag with more beers in it

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Literally true

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if you cant unwrap a fresh pack, flip a lucky, pull out the next one, and light it without touching the handle bars, don’t talk to me.

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i used to buy weed off this guy 10 years my junior who rode his longboard everywhere in a town where nobody rides a skateboard even in parks. in those days, i walked basically everywhere so i have the pedestrian annoyance for people with wheels, since cars are assholes and everybody else (cyclists, scooter clowns, etc) is shoved onto a piece of concrete about 24" wide.

but not this kid and his longboard. my man just cruised everywhere in a relaxed standing position, like some kinda goddam wizard magicking his ass around town. with weed.

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legend

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