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virgin cyclist vs. chad skater(hexbear.net)

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now that autumn rain is here I can no longer skate to work and have to cycle instead so I made this meme as a coping mechanism

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buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Most of the positives of skateboard here also go for EUCs except they can go 30+

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sexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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and you’re only a single battery failure away from the faceplant of a lifetime

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buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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I actually recently had a battery failure after about 9000 miles on my EUC and it just disabled the failed battery and told me “please repair” while keeping me from faceplanting with the other battery. All my crashes have been either skill issues on my end or cars existing, fuck cars.

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sexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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it just disabled the failed battery and told me “please repair”

I’m happy that they had foresight into that exact problem, lucky you lol.

I dig the cyberpunk unicycle trend, and I hope that they continue to design them safely.

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sexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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alexandra_kollontai [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Literally true

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Shinji_Ikari [he/him]@hexbear.net
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if you cant unwrap a fresh pack, flip a lucky, pull out the next one, and light it without touching the handle bars, don’t talk to me.

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nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.net
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also, easy to drink. you can even have a handlebar bag with more beers in it

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Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Skating is cooler, but for a distance over 3 miles and you gotta go bike.

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