Even when there are at least 3 grades of maple syrup, many different kinds of honey, and countless other sweet syrups?
“Honey, what are you doing with those syrup bottles…?”
“Oh! You’re right, I forgot my red velvet and Glock!”
It looks like bedsheets? Like he took this picture on his bed with the comforter removed because his kitchen was too dirty?
It’s so cute how they think voting with your dollar actually works
They’re not even voting with their dollars, they’re still buying the syrup with the new branding.
It does if you do something like veganism, but this is explicitly not voting with your dollar
‘Voting with your dollar’ here would have been finding a new, explicitly black slave mascot syrup to begin buying instead now that Aunt Jemima has betrayed this man by not being racist anymore
THEY’RE BOTH AUNT JEMIMA! WHY WOULDN’T YOU SHOW YOURSELF REBOTTLING THE PEARL MILLING COMPANY ONE? THESE FUCKING IDIOTS
