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Meesa no habba mouth, an meesa gonna hafta scream.

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I can hear this. I can HEAR this. Make it STOP

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Youssa not alowie ta kill youssa self.

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I would simply choose to look like him, and then try to do the voice myself, in turn becoming the real Jar Jar Binks.

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Why bother half-assing Binkification? Gotta go whole hog or nothing! :Hoggers:

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Broke: Imitating Jar Jar Binks

Woke: Walking the path of the Enantiomorph as Jar Jar Binks, Mantling him and achieving godhood.

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The King: Jar Jar (Palpatine’s master, organized everything, no one believes that)

The Rebel: Palpatine (Because of Rule of Two, wants to Rebel, plus after the whole thing the Empire thinks he was the Ruler the whole time)

The Observer: Anakin Skywalker (Gets maimed, becomes Darth Vader)

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Talk, but I’ll pretend to be mute and learn sign language.

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Best idea in the thread. Especially if you get handsome or pretty looks as a trade for talking like this walking racist caricature

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I want to think like Jar Jar.

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Dellow felegates,

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gonna rise to the top of only fans by showing my gungan bussy

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This weak man has been eliminated. Their mockery of what must be will not be tolerated.

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