I cannot not share this

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this should really become a copypasta

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Text version, for easier copypasting: (I had fun typing that off, lol)

Revisionist rats!

I did nothing but good for your project, yet you banned me for my ideology in haste!

I gave you many chances to unban me, I could have made thousands of edits, yet you rejected me.

Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!

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any time someone on this website annoys me i’m going to go THERMONUCLEAR on them

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The save feature was made for comments like these ty 🙏

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Copying text without permission? Now you have forced me to go… THERMONUCLEAR!

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I’m saving this for later

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We can power all homes in Winsconsin with his THERMONUCLEAR energy

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is this perhaps yet another alt account of the world-famous Hoxha enjoyer from Wisconsin??

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yes he sent this over on reddit on modmail.

And he’s very mad we made it public:

So from now on I’ll keep publicising everything he sends over “private” messaging.

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I have 2 outdoor barn cats. We got them not too long ago as kittens. Adorable little shits. They have finally gotten old enough to start hunting. The other day I went to feed them breakfast and one cat was gone. I was very worried because these guys just DO NOT miss a meal right? Well I walked around for a while looking for him and couldn’t find him. Even when back into the forested areas around out house. Right before I went back in I here his frantic meowing and he is running up with a mouse in his mouth. He brings it up and drops it. It was then I realized the mouse was not entirely dead. It tried to crawl away and he proceeded to toss it around and “play” with it. I was pretty horrified by this as it’s basically torture. I told the cat to “just kill the poor thing.”

After reading your response to that reddit modmail… “Just kill the poor thing.”…

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clearly meant as a joke

You can’t really know if he’s joking anymore

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He’s always like that. One minute we are the vilest revisionists in existence, and the next he’s all “I was joking” or “that wasn’t serious” or fake apologising and extending the olive branch.

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You ate the last of my chicken tendies? You have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!

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‘‘Godzilla’s radiation levels are reaching critical mass, we got about 12 minutes before he goes thermonuclear!’’

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