I’m picturing a room full of FSB agents discussing how their geopolitical strategy depends heavily on American men not starting to wipe their dicks after they pee. They invest millions on these accounts to spread anti-wiper дезинформация
no one is talking about veronica’s deep ties to the toilet paper industry
Several months ago, someone here said that a coworker called them a bot while talking to them IN PERSON. I loved that.
Are there actual functioning adults who think that dudes are just standing there gingerly dabbing the tips of their hogs at the urinal with toilet paper? Where would the toilet paper be? How would it flush?
I don’t wipe even when I shit.
I have a pretty thorough regimen of squeezing, shaking and wiping my peepee.