mullets. when i found out the DPRK didn’t actually ban mullets, i was devastated. there is nowhere on earth where we can be safe from that disgusting, wretched haircut.

Golf

Pornography

Everyone drives on the left from now on, and red means go.

On a serious note, I would do what the other poster suggested. Ban private healthcare, schools, universities, mass transport, electricity, gas, water and internet.

I’d ban my enemies from holding political office, obviously. Don’t need capitalists biting at my heels and plotting my downfall.

Might ban them from living too, depends on how much of a threat they are.