Another question for you all because I’m bored lol
Private property duh
Owning a toothbrush. I’d have only one national toothbrush that everyone has to share. You’ll have to register on a waitlist so that you can only brush your teeth a maximum of once a month.
Also, as a communist, I would ban, not having a bedtime. Everyone must have a bedtime. Anyone deviating from their bedtime will be sent to bedtime gulags. Where they have multiple bedtimes throughout the day.
Comrade, I have a crime to confess: I’ve missed my bedtime several times prior to this glorious revolution. I believe I may need re-education in the Marxist theory behind Communist sleeping in order to weed out these remaining vestiges of Capitalism. While it pains me, I will submit to arrest and go willingly and compliantly to the bedtime gulag.
I would vote for this if it captured the people who make you miss your bedtime and then my employer couldn’t give me so much work that I am constantly missing my preferred bedtime.
I’d ban my enemies from holding political office, obviously. Don’t need capitalists biting at my heels and plotting my downfall.
Might ban them from living too, depends on how much of a threat they are.
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I would ban privatized public services and charging users money at the point of service for said public services. Healthcare, school, transportation, water, communications… All free and all purged of private capital.
