We really have to step up our game now

:large-adult-son:

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This is, like, the opposite of everything Matt says you should do.

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15 points

What if grill pill but not

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27 points

Wow, he’s even more like Jesus

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Christ-Man

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4 points

Can’t wait until a secretly gropey comedian-senator writes a parody comic strip about supply side Christ-man.

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12 points

This wiki is like the Arias to /r/AcidMarxism’s St. Augustine.

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16 points

Life of Brian moment

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18 points

I’m banned from Twitter for posting at @CIA

Somebody else- please incessantly link Cushbomb Wiki articles to Matt Christman on Twitter whenever he mentions something that this wiki has an article about

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6 points

Lol if people do that he will definitely never post or stream again. I kinda don’t want that. He’s funny and sometimes he says insightful shit.

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3 points

true

😢 then it’s just a matter of time

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6 points

Matt Christman converts the US evangelicals into a fighting fedaykin to rival the emperors sardaukar

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You tube transcribed his ramblings, they just copied and pasted it. Hence the weird punctuation. A 5 minute jobe, less if you’ve every written a web crawler .Enhance your calm

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17 points

https://cushbomb.fandom.com/wiki/CushBomb Matt has an armor class of 1

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“in: Characters”

lol

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6 points

Class: Artisan

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31 points

Holy shit they have a 2000-page pdf book of his transcripts and references.

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What, for real :what-the-hell:

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ahhhh its not even formatted/transcribed that well either lmao just a literal unending paragraph for each vlog. reads like I’m having an episode

uh probably not gonna stay on too long a night probably not gonna do the whole hourI would do some other stuff and I’m honestly not feeling that good today yesterdayfelt better today not so good isn’t that the way of the worlds during the quarantinefeeling all right it feels like you can take everything on you’re feeling like you couldtake on the black of chance and then you wake up the next day and you’re like ohright this is all still this situation and nothing’s gonna change for the foreseeablefuture and you start wondering how are you gonna make it so today’s that day notfeeling great guys but whatever happy to take questions to avoid feeling thinkingabout how I feel favorite Attitude Era wrestler uh I actually watched I don’t watchit anymore I’m not one of those ***** people who watches wrestling from the Johnnyis good tweet here’s welcome to Twitter here’s a copy of a communist manifesto andalso a season pass to what WrestleMania I’m not one of those people but I didwatch it the Attitude Era and uh yes stone cold I mean the guy knew his weight theguy if you want to give a noxious about it I’m honestly surprised that there hasn’tbeen like a painfully cringe-inducing jacket an article about how like Steven SteveStone Cold Steve Austin’s like a model for workers because of how confrontationalhe was towards his boss you know like you should be willing to go into the StoneCold Stunner your boss and that you will be able to do that under socialism orsomething I think that was pretty good but I liked uh mankind - and the rock wasreally good like if you saw him wrestle it’s not very surprising that he became a hugestar it was very very charismatic my all-time favorite wrestler is from what the oldWWF superstars days Rowdy Roddy Piper none will defeat him in my heart

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13 points

I’m dead this shit is too much. It’s 2000 pages lmaooooo

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19 points

Ok I just went and I don’t want to be mean but using christmanist thought unironically is kinda :cringe: lmao

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:astronaut-1:

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10 points

:astronaut-2:

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