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There’s an anti-energy drink with melatonin to put you to sleep:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drank_(soft_drink)

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The product was first made the year after “Buy U A Drank” hit the airwaves.

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This shit rules. I get this everytime I see it. I crave soda or bubbly drinks at night when I need to go to bed.

And if you put a jolly rancher in the bottle, you totally get sloshed dude.

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You could try a ginger beer. They’re non-alcoholic, and are more of a strong ginger ale without caffeine. Some brands offer different strengths and some have sugar free options.

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Spruce beers too!

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It’s exactly what it sounds like: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spruce_beer

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Tepache too!

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mf just want to drink cough syrup for the taste.

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I just want to point out that caffeine is an appetite suppressant, so a decaf energy drink might not provide the effect you’re looking for.

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Take a caffeine free soda and add one of those “water enhancer” things like a propel or mio in a similar flavour. All the overabundance of flavour without the caffeine.

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I put Mio in flavored sparkling waters sometimes.

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Mio has caffeine in it though.

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I actually had no idea you could get Mio with caffeine in it. They only sell the kind without caffeine by me.

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Its probably banned in Canada because theres like 600mg of caffeine in those little bottles and you can easily fuck yourself up on it.

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