33 points

This is going to be an April Fools and you’re literally all falling for it.

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holy shit i forgot all about april fools, i hope to god you’re right because lmao they got me good

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I can not think of any possible thing a children’s tv program could have to do with Bitcoin.

There are only two possibilities and they’re both an april fool’s joke. Either a joke bitcoin episode of teletubbies or they’re announcing the tubbycoin as a joke.

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ngl if that turns out being true this is one of the best april fool’s jokes i’ve seen. setting it up before april fools is brilliant

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TubGirlCoin

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20 points

that’s some real sicko shit you just wrote into existence

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:sicko-hazmat:

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:chefs-kiss:

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I realize this is probably the joke but for those who don’t know, Goatse is also a coin now and it’s fucking hellish trying to find the goddamn image anywhere online, because they no longer host it, either.

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Oh hell yes, I can finally sell my vintage 1st-edition holographic Goatse NFT for $800,000

Hopefully nobody realizes you can just use Wayback to pull up the archives from early 2000 and save their own copy

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They hyped up a Goatse email provider for years (using the OG .cx URL, not the mirrored .info) but when they actually finished it, it only lasted for a like a year.

I got my @goatse.cx email, thank you very much.

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I think there’s someone out there who got ronaldreagan@goatse.cx… what a life

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Goatse is also a coin now

Thanks, I hate it.

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28 points

Spending $50k on a sick tubby custard mining rig

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I’m confused, help me :whywhywhywhywhy:

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sry can’t hear your cries for help over my 200 video cards mining TubbiCoins

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Tinky Winky is gonna do the next Q Drop

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