Catfish

Pretty sure that would be lethal. If not to you anyone in the near vicinity.

Noted. How about I just post you the offending unfrozen lolly sticks…

Mango is tolerable in ‘tropical punch’ sort of things. Just. Bananas are not food and I will happily fight dissenters. Sharpened nails and hissing at 3 paces!

I’ve never had a garbage disposal before. Does your installation require a licensed plumber?

There doesn’t seem to be a prune emoji so have this 🍏

Banana, mango, bubble gum, fairy floss, Blueberry. And strawberry. The real fruit is fine, flavouring is not.

Oh no. The VPN is stuffed. What a tragedy.

It”s a croissant sort of day I think

🎏🍗🍖🥛 😺

How is it that in every multipack of something, drinks/icy poles/yoghurt etc., there is always one flavour that sucks arse and nobody in the house wants? Carefully constructed awfulness.