Catfish

Screw this weather, the bread has gone mouldy

Or the pneumatic cash tube

A reminder Sasha is coming to town soon. Do not annoy Sasha.

Icelandic Yule cat will also be policing your wardrobe.

Too late to avoid Krampus.

So upending the sofa turned into a puppet theatre cubby house. Totally grown up we are.

2:27 Solstice has rounded. 🔥🌞🔥 Bless’d Be, and Party On.

I have acquired myself these from the front yard. Do tell me exceptionally British reasons why I deserve them.

Oh for fuck sake

-30 minutes to Holidays. Actually, fuck it. One fudge timesheet ahoy! 🍾

Yes! Hot weather = Flat Cat. Totally normal.

Tried to sponsor a Numbat for you all, but something is b0rked. Some other day I guess.