I would like to remind you, Mx. Bear, that I have all my lockphrases right here in this very trapper-keeper! No website downtime can stop GORKA! AHAHAHAHA!

's not my fault the LDS church won’t let go of gender ideology

they’re sleepwalking, afraid of body-craft, jumping at embers

they don’t see the long ones they’re casting

Busy Desert Sugar Bees draining the salt lake

What happens to Yellowstone when old faithful stops telling time?

eeeehhh, here and there, bits and pieces

i remember to log in when i remember to log in

always check the headlines, tho. you kids is pretty good at this game

:loop: Stardust, this is getting frustrating, just ask for help from your family party already

It feels good to laugh. It feels good to cry. That was my master stroak. Croak croak croak. See you around Mx. Heaxbear.

Yrs G,

GORKA never left the left. I hang about it, like a specter – for what could be more frightening, Ms. Hexbear? You claim to be the ghost of communism, haunting the world? Well I, GORKA, haunt the hantee. I am a spector two-fold --nay!-- a spector squared! Shall I rattle my chains at thee? Muahahahaha!!!

You rang?

Because I value your rivalry, Ms. Hexbear, I shall reveal one more detail:

I never specified our would-be vee-pee was living!

For while you debauched fiends of the left may have your “Juche Necromancy”, 'tis but a child’s parlor trick compared to the dark arts of…

The Dragon of Budapest!!!

Muahahahaha!

I made no such authorization for this memo. Rest assured, my dear Ms. Bear, your delightful little blog posses no threat to the Vitezi Rend… yes, to imply otherwise would out oneself as nothing more than… an IMPOSTER!

As the kids of these final days say, “Sus Sebastian”.

Suspicious, indeed…

Join me in the low-gravity porn studio, Mr. Chapo!