My, my, is this an impostor? Or has the Vitézi Rend succeeded in its attempts at, ah, extra-natural duplication? I’ll leave you to dicide, my dear Mister Chapo.

Aha! Mahaha!!

My favorite is “Temporary Secretary”.

What a positively delightful anecdote! I shall have to remember it for certain… ‘freinds’.

Because I value your rivalry, Ms. Hexbear, I shall reveal one more detail:

I never specified our would-be vee-pee was living!

For while you debauched fiends of the left may have your “Juche Necromancy”, 'tis but a child’s parlor trick compared to the dark arts of…

The Dragon of Budapest!!!

Muahahahaha!

:loop: Stardust, this is getting frustrating, just ask for help from your family party already

I would like to remind you, Mx. Bear, that I have all my lockphrases right here in this very trapper-keeper! No website downtime can stop GORKA! AHAHAHAHA!

You rang?

Join me in the low-gravity porn studio, Mr. Chapo!

Had you thought yourself rid of me, Mr. Chapo? Thought changing your name from ‘Trap House’ to ‘Dot Chat’ would throw Gorka off your trail? Ha! Rest assured, Mr. Chapo, like a remarkably tenacious bloodhound, Gorka always finds the sent!

You may have thought the election of BIDEN the final move of our little game. But this is no checkmate, Mr. Chapo. You have declared ‘uno’, failing to notice I have gathered a hand composed entirely of Draw-4 Wild-Cards! The last four years have merely been the opening moves!!

The game, as ever Mr. Chapo, goes on! Aha!!

Now, if you excuse me, I’m late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It’s one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving! Muahahaha!!!

Ah, but I reveal too much. Till we meet again, Mr. Chapo.

I feel I must extend to you, Mr. Chapo, a friendly reminder: not all your enemies are as impotent as this ‘Silver Legion’.

Mahaha!