Me not having a penis makes this a lot less gross, but yes. I literally have never washed my penis.

unicorn

enjoys unicorning?

(Brain burns out at the rarity of such a thing)

(I may be perpetually angry at unicorn hunters)

Great post

I dont touch my partners’ social media, and I’d feel weird if they touched mine, but wouldn’t care that much.

Ask for permission before doing it

I love how it leans in to being bad and becomes very good

I didnt understand the bit

Is this a bit or just unironically bragging about having sex

Could I borrow the machine? For reasons.

I regret I have but one upvote to give

Either way this turns out those people are massive PoS