Like how the common ancestor of all marsupials evolved into the fucking koala.

So this guy I used to be friends with is now threatening me and saying I owe him money. Time to start wearing an iron I guess. :chavez-guns: :transshork-sad:

This dude used to be like an older brother to me. Seems like everyone I think might be the family I’ve never had turns out like this. They get sick of me.

Also I’m pretty sure I’m gonna wind up getting clean just because dope is so god damn boring.

Ass to ass! Ass to ass!

Imagining a squad of fucking McDonalds managers folding a fringed McDonalds flag like they do at troop funerals.

TERFs are fucking cockroaches.

TERFs are cockroaches.

I had a really nice dream. The kind that makes you sad when you wake up.

I’m so alone. :jokah:

Sounds like the same kind of liberal who goes into every Reddit thread about homeless people and repeats the same fake story about a homeless dude threatening to cut his throat because he wouldn’t give him a dollar.

Fuck sex, I just want a hug.

And we’ll have a two party system with two right wing parties just like fucking Poland. :poland-cool: