I do - I do declare!

The other guy should be replaced with drumpf strutting

incompetent scab workers + lazy, negligent millionaire actor = death of innocent people

CIA husband who violates human rights for his boss Patrick Stewart vs Alcoholic husband who farts in your face and fights a chicken every week

Lmao. “You violated the law. The punishment is that you have to actually do work”

Why does the government require development cycles for private companies?

How many people are dying from the flu, guns, and cars every week? Do they even add up to 3000?

:biden-troll: come on, Jack. COVID is done. I cured it with my hairy legs

I hope current royal failsons copy the Nepalese royal failson and massacre their family

Please. I need this. I want the current PM to resign, have her be re-elected, then resign 5 months later, then Bojo struts onto the podium and takes his spot back, then he resigns 5 months later and the current PM takes his spot again