RedSky [he/him]

I know the fish n chips are deceiving but every day I wake up I thank god I’m not

get in the maobot

:lets-fucking-go:

so you know those loud flashes of light in the sky? We figured out how to make it by burning rocks and used it to make monkeys that destroy the earth just by existing

if they can protect my eyes from the fryer oil at work they’ll stop covid I’m sure

my favorite mods are the ones that add a bunch of new farming/foraging/cooking stuff. Before bees were actually added I had a hell of a bee farm and would make clam chowder for every journey

every new user will just be my alts, I wanna have nice plant by my name at all times

further evidence 8 year old me could beat the Australian government

I live literally on the opposite side of the planet from Australia but that didn’t stop me from getting bitten by an emu

some of my favorites are the knights fighting snails