that’s exactly what I was thinking about, “chortle at Joker’s boner” is an S tier headline

idk how but my YT ads are wild. Poorly acted mobile game ads mixed with stuff marketed toward “manly men” and occasionally an ad for a channel preaching that the Bible was made up by the devil, but God is very much real and about to start judgement day so you need to Give Them Money Now by buying their merch to get into heaven.

my twitter ads are less wild, but for some reason the algo thinks I’m the kind of person who would be buying a fighter jet for the Canadian military or purchasing technology for more efficient but just as destructive oil and mineral extraction.

the fact that my targeted ads on nearly every platform are way off base and inaccurate as hell gives me a tiny bit of comfort

also wasn’t Pence a genuine target during that or do I have lib-brain? He would have become president if Trump died, so I’m honestly not sure if Jan 6 would have played out to the same scale it did if Trump had died

I live literally on the opposite side of the planet from Australia but that didn’t stop me from getting bitten by an emu

wish I could have lived through the time where boner meant mistake

“man I gotta say, that’s my biggest boner yet” “oh shoot, my boner!” “it was just a boner!”

it’s gold

honestly technology merged with living cells is very cool and I could think of some very useful applications

but this is hellworld, they’re gonna use it for drones

I’ve been wanting to write a hero story that’s literally “magneto was right” where the hero realizes the villain is actually in the right, and by opposing the villain they’re defending the problem. then the hero joins the villain and gets branded by the media/state as a traitor. Not sure where to go from there

:doomjak:

once had a Russian language teacher who believed that Putin was chosen by God to restore the Romanov dynasty and unite Europe. He had a picture of him hanging above the board and a smaller picture of the Romanovs on his desk. Edit: He also believed Rasputin was still alive. He believes what happened prior to being thrown in the river, he just thinks he survived and that the body they found was a double. Edit 2 since I keep remembering things: He also thought Rasputin put a curse on Russia to send it into “100 years of darkness”, which came true when the revolution came into power. I took his class in 2016, and he was very excited about Russia’s prospects in 2017. Also believed in russiagate, but he agreed with it.

a cooler teacher once said “wanna see my balls” the second she walked in then pulled a set of taxedermied kangaroo testicles out of her desk

isn’t this the “throne of Chinese skulls” guy?