amazing that the only two recognizable structures in this are a nipple and a foot

update: the addition of another column to the red only zone https://twitter.com/TrevorABranch/status/1465051003334520832?t=0kOqZE2UJy4xTKh7n_oZWQ&s=19

I buy the Premium Gold Tomatoes™️ but put them in my own jars so my p**r friends don’t get any Ideas

it also adds to the white girl chic Aesthetic of my kitchen

I’ve been wanting to write a hero story that’s literally “magneto was right” where the hero realizes the villain is actually in the right, and by opposing the villain they’re defending the problem. then the hero joins the villain and gets branded by the media/state as a traitor. Not sure where to go from there

yeah that’s the one! it got taken out by the highway, gone but not forgotten

matryoshka

LETS GOOO THIS IS IT

if hexbear had its own gilding system I probably wouldn’t give you one bc I’m broke BUT I would at least click on the button to try

there’s honestly a lot more gold in the other replies too, here’s the parent tweet: do not dunk, for they are not the dunkee. observe the replies instead, for they were born be dunked on

Canadian but they’re basically the same

I can’t believe I didn’t think of mussels! They live within walking distance of the ocean and multiple fish plants so it’s something she could literally get straight out of the water if she wanted to.

Baking is my Achilles heel, I can cook a mean steak but I somehow fuck up prepackaged cookie dough every time. I’ll definitely take the recipe and try to walk her through it though!

oh she already has the noodles down pat and she’s been experimenting with adding what she can find in the fridge with varying levels of success apparently