They suck. They break quickly and there’s a lag between when you press the button and the character onscreen reacts. Not a big deal with Pokemon but a very big deal with Mario.

People playing video games at parties? What kind of party was this? Yuk.

Don’t worry, they’re going to obliterate the chuds. Provoke the shit out of them until they grab their guns and rise up, and then destroy them from afar with Hellfire missiles. The videos will be publicly released so we can watch them over and over and remix them into popular hits.

“No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs.”

– President Harry S. Truman

Farmer-citizen movement? Agrarian? Isn’t this volkisch as fuck? How is this even legal in a civilized country?

It’s not wine, it’s champagne. And there are all kinds of novelty champagnes these days, you can get blue, pink, with sparkles added, and so on. People have never seen this?

Unions are objectively anti-immigrant.

It’s volkisch. This bullshit was literally invented by Nazis. The government should find out where the leadership meetings are and attack the building with drone strikes.

You have my sympathy. You deserve to be invited to a better class of party.

The adoption of mechanics from slot machines really did a number on new games. I don’t think they’ll ever be the same.