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SonicTheHedgehog [he/him]

SonicTheHedgehog@hexbear.net
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Gabagool stinks! Only chilli dogs for me, dude! They make you shit fast!

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A lot of foot play!

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I pooped on my balls!

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I can’t believe no one remembers that I lead an uprising against the Eggman Empire like 4 years ago. I was tortured for 6 months! Talk about a bummer, man.

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Hey, when you’re as fast as me you don’t have time for basic spelling.

Stay in school kids!

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Aww yeah! Dunking on pigs makes me hard! Gotta cum fast!

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Hey, at least my movie was okay, except they teamed me up with a cop. Why are there always cops around when you don’t need 'em? Sheesh!

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Woah, I didn’t know Sans was made of gluten!

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