Hey guys, Sonic here! Sonic The Hedgehog!

Nice to meet you all, I’m one cool dude. All right! Let’s party!

Hey dude, could you spare a chili tofu dog for your old pal, Sonic?

Big tech is way not cool!

Aww yeah! This is happening!

Uh oh! Watch out, girls! He looks like one bad dude!

Trains can’t catch me! I’m too fast! All right!

There’s nothing cooler than a dedicated fan! All right!

Gotta hurl fast!

Yeah! I hurt my penis!