Hey my tubular dudes and dudettes! Remember, chilidogs are a metaphor for you dads cock! I suck 'em all fast! Alright! Yeah! I suck all your dads cocks!

Jokes on you nerd, I can’t read! :no-copyright:

:internet-delenda-est:

Uh oh, looks like I’ve been schooled!

More like a fake dick for a fake hedgehog! :no-copyright:

Uh oh! Gotta run away fast!

Aww yeah! Talk about way past cool!

'Bout time you recognised my greatness :no-copyright:

Whoa!

Look, sometimes a dude has to pull his glove back to reveal a watch for comedic effect. I don’t make the rules.

Because they’re based on old American cartoon characters. Having gloves helped with animation so the hands would stand out from their body color.