TheColonel

Of all things I didn’t expect, Fiona Apple was the original answer.

Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

I was more thinking literal work for hire mutants using their powers solely for profit.

Hell yeah! Mutant Capitalism!

Dude needs to use AI to fix his fucking grammar.

I don’t believe in karma but holy shit did this guy get some!

Easy.

Challenge them to trial by combat.

If they’re so thin skinned, you’ll easily win with your superior, thicker skin.

Pass.

I love horror and this ain’t it, bud.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.

Baseball?