TheColonel

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Easy.

Challenge them to trial by combat.

If they’re so thin skinned, you’ll easily win with your superior, thicker skin.

Baseball?

I don’t believe in karma but holy shit did this guy get some!

Die Hard

By a pretty huge margin.

That. Movie. Is. Perfect.

I was more thinking literal work for hire mutants using their powers solely for profit.

Of all things I didn’t expect, Fiona Apple was the original answer.

Hell yeah! Mutant Capitalism!

Pass.

I love horror and this ain’t it, bud.

Old Spice.

Both the plain, beautiful blue Fresh variety.

Both feel clean and smell fresh.

I have very sensitive skin.

I will pitch an apoplectic fit if they ever discontinue it.

YOU HEAR ME, OLD SPICE!? NO ONE NEEDS WOLFSBANE OR WHATEVER OTHER SHIT YOU’RE PEDDLING.