YouAreReadingThis [he/him]

ye olde vore

piss wizard irl

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Pretend I founded Tesla

I’m sorry, but Tesla was not founded by you. I am a small time entrepeneur working on my electric car/software company.

Just pretend. Here’s $6 million.

Sure, let’s pretend that you did start the company…

clickety clack, clickety clack

my body craves that audio feedback

These exist and the yandere vibes are over the top enough to become funny in the right context

I grew up in a home where the cats spent about half their time outside, and apart from one that got run over, four of them lived to see 15. No coyotes in the area, though.

Oh god I can see someone having this take: “at least the Japanese never unleashed disease on their own people!”

:scared: Why tf did I say/do that [thing] 10 years ago

I did not know that this was so common. My parents have been doing exactly this, and they never stop coming back to ”we have to be able to have a sincere conversation, its very important to be honest and say what youre feeling”

After trying that too many times, I have chosen to master the art of white lies and deflection instead. It works much better.