binman [none/use name]

Will never work. That sounds cruel, and astrology is all about feelings. People will pay to get a good feeling. You have to learn how successful con men work. That’s what they do, they make people believe in them by dispensing good feelings.

If you drill down far enough anywhere, you will hit the water table

That’s the secret of dowsing

Remember when they hexed the moon and witches got really super mad about it? Good times, good times.

That doesn’t describe the Sulzbergers

I read about demonology before and it’s part of this whole continuum that I have zero context for. Summon demons and they…sit down and teach you? It’s less prince of darkness and more VIP tutor. Weird…

It’s Putin propaganda. Those are always lies, and censoring harmful lies is virtuous.

There’s a neocon militarist blog that is closely following the war, and every time I post something that shows the Ukrainians aren’t noble heroes resisting aggression, I get censored. They really don’t like facing reality.

But suspenders are only for old bearded men and child molesters.

A basket of deplorables, you might say?

Yes that’s still common today.

Babylon Bee got their name by satirizing Christians

They still do it, it’s all over their site