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Parks…are full of grass

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The rest of humanity is stuck as backwards people living in mud huts thinking praying to the rain god would give them rain because they’re still enslaved by superstition and God, so it is the duty of the atheists of the secular world to free the rest of humanity from the darkness of God.

Carl Sagan had a book about that, it was called, “The Demon-Haunted World”. It was a best-seller, of course.

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There are a substantial cohort of people who simply enjoy spending time in their living spaces. They like to make these spaces comfortable and tending to growing things brings them psychic rewards. It’s deeply rooted in our psyche. I recently moved into an apartment with a flower box and boy, I had no idea you could get so much pleasure from a couple of herbs growing in pots. I love watering them and watching them grow and pruning them. I wish I had a much larger area to take care of. Maybe a house…with a yard…

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Its… an interesting watch but it’s also janky as hell. The editing is weird, most of the comedy doesn’t land, there really isn’t much of a story to tie all the comedy vignettes together, and there’s some dated cultural references.

That’s…friggen intentional! It’s supposed to be an off, unsettling movie! The trading cards it’s based on were off and unsettling. If that’s how you felt then the movie did its job!

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“Age-restricted”?

Why would Google put the soft censorship on this video? What’s the story here? Chud creator?

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It was Beijing’s ruinous salt tax that forced the Sichuanese to use chili peppers to flavor their food. A major source of income was taxing salt. It’s demonic in its evilness. Either pay the sky-high price or have food with no taste. Salt is an important nutrient that is essential in our cells, which is why we are rewarded for consuming it with the sensation of good taste. So they were forced into using peppers, which let’s just be clear here, hurt. The government forced people to hurt rather than eat bland, flavorless food. Demonic.

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Bwaaah!

(why doesn’t that emoticon exist)

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Literal get-off-my-lawn.jpg

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MREs are expensive as fuck.

And they’re not for camping. They’re for soldiers who are experiencing high levels of stress and physical activity every day. They are full of candy, caffeine and other quick-energy foods and drinks. The main dishes will clog your colon up like a buttplug.

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