darwinpolice [he/him]

The old rivalry in Pennsylvania becomes an actual war when negotiations break down between the People’s Republic of Sheetz and the Wawa Order.

The Chapo community makes me feel old as fuck. But also gives me the slightest glimmer of hope for the youth, so that’s cool.

This post makes me wonder if they know what the word “boycott” means.

Um excuse you he has a STUTTER and it is extremely ableist to point that out. Also, stutters definitely cause you to totally lose track of what you’re saying mid-sentence and cause you to go tell long, rambling stories that have nothing to do with the topic at hand, and it is in no way surprising that he never stuttered when speaking until his mid-70s.

Absolutely, and any claim otherwise is delusional. Warren may have been more palatable to the establishment than Sanders, but no one should pretend that the DNC was ever going to do anything other than ratfuck everyone but Biden.

Last month, the FBI arrested me after the NSA intercepted text messages related to pig poop balls sent from my phone. They kept me in a black site for weeks. They kept asking me what pig poop balls means. They asked over and over again. It was all they wanted to know. They kept me isolated in a dark cell. They starved me, and tortured me both physically and psychologically for weeks. And comrades, I’m sorry to say… there was only so much I could take, and eventually I broke. Finally, I told them…

…it’s hilarious when a pig poops on its own giant balls.

My dad was talking about donating money to them. He’s actually pretty good politically (for a 70-year-old, middle-class white guy, anyway), but he has Trump Brain something fierce. Just the idea of something pissing Trump off gives him a giant boner, so he just ate those Lincoln Project ads up. Fortunately, he came around on them when I asked him what he thought they were going to do with their excess money the second the presidential election is over.

All of our problems magically go away when there’s a 50/50 Senate, because Dems have a really great track record of party discipline and Manchin, Sinema, removed, and the rest DEFINITELY won’t vote along with Republicans often enough to stymie whatever meager progress the Dems propose.

I swear to fucking god the only thing necessary to run a campaign like this is a good video editor. The Lincoln Project people have absolutely nothing in terms of stated policy agenda beyond “Trump is bad,” but hot damn if those ads didn’t look great, so these people must be taken seriously.

The fact that shit that WaPo has been doing for years is completely indistinguishable from a fucking Chapo bit is really just delightful.