this angers me beyond reason

I’m so confused by the poop knife. What in the hell is a poop knife?! WHY?!

My family is NORMAL and we have NORMAL things in the house!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A POOP KNIFE OR THE FUCKING FROG TONGS YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE

I assume the idea is that there’s a lot of republicans that dislike Trump but still feel a deep attachment to him via their allegiance to the Republic Party, so she’s running on a platform that these republicans can cling to so as to simultaneously vote against Trump but within their perceived moral obligations to the party.

Hopefully that made sense, it was clearer in my head.

THAT IS NOT WHAT TLC STANDS FOR!!!

This has got to be fake

Edit: holy shit

!!!CRITICAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE!!!

Yes, they’re for the status quo, nothing else.

This is a real tweet. This is a real tweet.

Wow I am shocked, perplexed, and just thoroughly baffled. That’s honestly impressive. Is she an elected representative? How did she get the position she’s in?

I love war profiteering, actually. If you think about it, making money off of war (unfathomable human suffering) is the only moral way to profit.

The truth is simple and undeniable: it’s your fault this war is happening. Not only is it your fault it’s happening, it’s your fault we’re losing! I’m just making the autonomous death robots because you voted WROOOOONG, good luck next time, chump!

Also, I love killing people. It helps me sleep at night.