I blame my parents.

Yup. It’s a developmental disorder instead of a mental illness (like autism). Our frontal lobe or prefrontal cortex didn’t develop properly.

I think ADHD is a horrible name for it. Executive Functioning Disorder is a much more accurate name.

I mean, I’ve been diagnosed for like 25 years now and I still have to do this.

I really want him to run for president in 2028

You’re highly unlikely to become anything close to wealthy by owning a restaurant in the US. It’s one of the hardest businesses to even make survive, let alone succeed.

Jockstraps don’t go in your butt crack, though. Thongs act like a sweat wick.

LPT: Thongs are the cure for swamp-ass. If you can, get some wool ones.

Many classical composers were basically like pets rich people owned (sponsored).

Lol, thinking opera composers were rich people.

Don’t worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.