My fault I was rushing.

I’m actually little flabbergasted about how good this write up is.

I don’t think stay at home parents are considered NEETs. I don’t have kids of my own but child rearing is absolutely 100% work. Anyone who says otherwise is lying through their teeth.

🏳️‍🌈 These colors don’t run.

What level of irony is this? Don’t bother trying to convince me this isn’t ironic I refuse to believe otherwise.

Surely the party led by the man who eulogized Strom Thurmond has worked hard to dismantle white supremacy.

Because they work somehow, despite the fact that nonsensical articles like this tend to run contrary to objective reality.

If you told me this was satire I’d roll my eyes for this being too on the nose.

Clearly we haven’t made contact with intelligent life because aliens are super horny and too busy bumping cosmic uglies. I call it the Spermi Paradox.

B-b-but what about the Uyghurs!?!1?!1!?